The Littlest Doctor

Telling me that you're not drug seeking does not, in fact, reassure me that you're not drug seeking. Following that up by asking for IV morphine pretty much guarantees you paracetamol and the door. Hope it doesn't hit you in the butt on your way out.

Also, if you present telling me you've lost your authority meds (the same day you got the script filled, such a shame!), I will do whatever I have to do to make sure you don't get more than 2 days supply. Even if it means running from ED to pharmacy to dispense the tablets myself.

Enough already people! Detox and start contributing to society, please! Your mum will appreciate it.